funny ass story!

well me and one of my buddies were skrewing around on my sweet pimped out xr70(i usually ride my sx250). well we took of down the street with me on front and my "big boned" friend on back. we were picking up speed and i made the split second decision to turn onto a privat street. well this was the start to a painfull relization of the laws suvarity. so we decided to see how fast we could get the little 70 so we drove up to a random car that was doing 40 mph, these people in the car called the cops on us. realizing what they have done we cranked it up to 45 mph and in the midst of the caos we tried to turn on to the side walk at nearly 50 mph!!!! and thats where it happened. we hit the curb and i went flying off the little bike, i fell of and my arm took all of the impact and my radius(one of the bones in the arm) ripped through my skin. but it wasnt over, to add insult to injury the bike landed on my balls!!! and this was when the cops arrived at the reck. the damn cop didnt even notice the large bone sticking out of my skin, all he did was arest us and tell us to walk my bike two miles back to my house with a trashed arm. long story short THE POLIECE FRIKEN BLOW!!!

oh and ps. my friend was fine.